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On the black heather tee shown here, the cream ink pops with a cosy, rustic warmth that suits any yarn-shop-dweller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"please don't give me alcohol I'm the designated knitter and it really ruins my tension\", with a ball of yarn and crossed knitting needles worked into the design beside the word KNITTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might search for designated knitter shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, knitting pun gift, yarn tension joke tee, knitter gift for her, knitting needles and yarn shirt, gauge and tension humour, knitting group party shirt, gift for knitters who drink, and vintage knitting typography tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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