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On the black heather tee shown here, the cream ink pops with a cosy, rustic warmth that suits any yarn-shop-dweller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"please don't give me alcohol I'm the designated knitter and it really ruins my tension\", with a ball of yarn and crossed knitting needles worked into the design beside the word KNITTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might search for designated knitter shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, knitting pun gift, yarn tension joke tee, knitter gift for her, knitting needles and yarn shirt, gauge and tension humour, knitting group party shirt, gift for knitters who drink, and vintage knitting typography tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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