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On the black heather tee shown here, the cream ink pops with a cosy, rustic warmth that suits any yarn-shop-dweller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"please don't give me alcohol I'm the designated knitter and it really ruins my tension\", with a ball of yarn and crossed knitting needles worked into the design beside the word KNITTER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might search for designated knitter shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, knitting pun gift, yarn tension joke tee, knitter gift for her, knitting needles and yarn shirt, gauge and tension humour, knitting group party shirt, gift for knitters who drink, and vintage knitting typography tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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