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This is a love letter to every crafter whose stash has quietly crossed over into SABLE territory and has zero regrets about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DEATH BEFORE DESTASH\" across the top banner and bottom banner, wrapped around the skull-and-yarn centrepiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003edeath before destash shirt, funny knitting t-shirt, yarn stash humour, crochet skull shirt, SABLE stash tee, gothic knitter gift, yarn hoarder shirt, skeleton yarn design, fibre arts apparel, funny crochet gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. 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