{"product_id":"danger-sweatshirt","title":"Danger Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design takes the visual language of an industrial hazard sign and reworks it for the fibre-arts obsessed. At the top, a bold black-and-yellow banner reads DANGER flanked by two warning-triangle exclamation icons, all in classic caution-sign styling. The centrepiece is a diamond-shaped road-sign graphic in bright safety yellow, framed with a heavy black border, showing a chunky ball of yarn crossed by two knitting needles with trailing strands looping and swirling around it. Beneath sits a second yellow warning bar declaring EXTREME YARN HOARDER, with a smaller strip below reading DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS, bookended by hazard-stripe slashes. The whole thing leans into the joke every stasher knows too well: a stash so vast it comes with a safety warning, and a WIP pile you really do not want to discuss. The high-contrast yellow-on-black caution palette pops beautifully against the dark heather tee and gives it a cheeky, self-aware, slightly rebellious energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DANGER:\" across the top, with a knitting needles and yarn ball warning symbol in the middle, then \"EXTREME YARN HOARDER\" and \"DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS\" below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, extreme yarn hoarder, danger yarn shirt, warning sign knitting, caution yarn shirt, hazard sign shirt, knitting needles and yarn design, ball of yarn shirt, stash shirt, yarn stash humor, SABLE shirt, do not ask about progress, WIP shirt, UFO shirt, second sock syndrome, startitis, yellow black warning shirt, road sign yarn, crafter warning shirt, funny knitter gift, gift for knitter, knitting lover present, gift for crocheter, yarn lover gift, present for yarn addict, that danger yarn shirt, the warning sign knitting one, yellow knitting shirt I saw, danger extreme yarn hoarder shirt, hoarder shirt, yarn addict, wool hoarder, needles and wool graphic, caution knitting in progress, dont ask about progress shirt, the yarn hoarder one, funny fibre arts shirt, fiber arts humor tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, knitting joke shirt, yarn hording, yarn horder, yarn hordr, extreme yarn horder, danger yarn hordr, warning yarn tee, safety sign yarn, hazard stripe yarn shirt, knitting caution sign, crochet warning shirt, knitter danger sign\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, indie dyers, and craft fair crusaders, this fiber art sweatshirt is comfy enough for the couch and cute enough for your next LYS trip. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails for the fiber nerds (we see you 👀):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = soft, warm, and low-fuss\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk so surprise felting only happens on purpose 😉\u003cbr\u003e• Classic fit for a relaxed, unisex look\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with spandex = no sad, saggy necklines\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more pettable softness\u003cbr\u003e• Reinforced double-needle stitching throughout (like the Kitchener of seams)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58447021867391,"sku":"5763209_5434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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