{"product_id":"danger-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Danger Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design takes the visual language of an industrial hazard sign and reworks it for the fibre-arts obsessed. At the top, a bold black-and-yellow banner reads DANGER flanked by two warning-triangle exclamation icons, all in classic caution-sign styling. The centrepiece is a diamond-shaped road-sign graphic in bright safety yellow, framed with a heavy black border, showing a chunky ball of yarn crossed by two knitting needles with trailing strands looping and swirling around it. Beneath sits a second yellow warning bar declaring EXTREME YARN HOARDER, with a smaller strip below reading DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS, bookended by hazard-stripe slashes. The whole thing leans into the joke every stasher knows too well: a stash so vast it comes with a safety warning, and a WIP pile you really do not want to discuss. The high-contrast yellow-on-black caution palette pops beautifully against the dark heather tee and gives it a cheeky, self-aware, slightly rebellious energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DANGER:\" across the top, with a knitting needles and yarn ball warning symbol in the middle, then \"EXTREME YARN HOARDER\" and \"DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS\" below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, extreme yarn hoarder, danger yarn shirt, warning sign knitting, caution yarn shirt, hazard sign shirt, knitting needles and yarn design, ball of yarn shirt, stash shirt, yarn stash humor, SABLE shirt, do not ask about progress, WIP shirt, UFO shirt, second sock syndrome, startitis, yellow black warning shirt, road sign yarn, crafter warning shirt, funny knitter gift, gift for knitter, knitting lover present, gift for crocheter, yarn lover gift, present for yarn addict, that danger yarn shirt, the warning sign knitting one, yellow knitting shirt I saw, danger extreme yarn hoarder shirt, hoarder shirt, yarn addict, wool hoarder, needles and wool graphic, caution knitting in progress, dont ask about progress shirt, the yarn hoarder one, funny fibre arts shirt, fiber arts humor tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, knitting joke shirt, yarn hording, yarn horder, yarn hordr, extreme yarn horder, danger yarn hordr, warning yarn tee, safety sign yarn, hazard stripe yarn shirt, knitting caution sign, crochet warning shirt, knitter danger sign\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🔎 Fabric Content\u003cbr\u003eMaroon, Purple \u0026amp; White: 100% Airlume combed cotton\u003cbr\u003eOther colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rhapsodye Yarns","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":58447020622207,"sku":"1338653_12932","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":58447020654975,"sku":"1338653_12933","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":58447020687743,"sku":"1338653_12934","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":58447020720511,"sku":"1338653_12935","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":58447020753279,"sku":"1338653_12936","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":58447020786047,"sku":"1338653_12937","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ XS","offer_id":58447020425599,"sku":"1338653_12944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ S","offer_id":58447020458367,"sku":"1338653_12945","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ M","offer_id":58447020491135,"sku":"1338653_12946","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ L","offer_id":58447020523903,"sku":"1338653_12947","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ XL","offer_id":58447020556671,"sku":"1338653_12948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":58447020589439,"sku":"1338653_12949","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":58447020818815,"sku":"1338653_10111","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":58447020851583,"sku":"1338653_10112","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":58447020884351,"sku":"1338653_10113","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":58447020917119,"sku":"1338653_10114","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":58447020949887,"sku":"1338653_10115","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":58447020982655,"sku":"1338653_10116","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":58447021015423,"sku":"1338653_16132","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":58447021048191,"sku":"1338653_16133","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":58447021080959,"sku":"1338653_16134","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":58447021113727,"sku":"1338653_16135","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":58447021146495,"sku":"1338653_16136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":58447021179263,"sku":"1338653_16137","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/7476\/4318\/files\/Danger_Black_Long_Sleeve_Tee.jpg?v=1789564240","url":"https:\/\/rhapsodyeyarns.com\/products\/danger-long-sleeve-tee","provider":"Rhapsodye Yarns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}