{"product_id":"danger-hoodie","title":"Danger Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design takes the visual language of an industrial hazard sign and reworks it for the fibre-arts obsessed. At the top, a bold black-and-yellow banner reads DANGER flanked by two warning-triangle exclamation icons, all in classic caution-sign styling. The centrepiece is a diamond-shaped road-sign graphic in bright safety yellow, framed with a heavy black border, showing a chunky ball of yarn crossed by two knitting needles with trailing strands looping and swirling around it. Beneath sits a second yellow warning bar declaring EXTREME YARN HOARDER, with a smaller strip below reading DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS, bookended by hazard-stripe slashes. The whole thing leans into the joke every stasher knows too well: a stash so vast it comes with a safety warning, and a WIP pile you really do not want to discuss. The high-contrast yellow-on-black caution palette pops beautifully against the dark heather tee and gives it a cheeky, self-aware, slightly rebellious energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"DANGER:\" across the top, with a knitting needles and yarn ball warning symbol in the middle, then \"EXTREME YARN HOARDER\" and \"DO NOT ASK ABOUT PROGRESS\" below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efunny knitting shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn hoarder shirt, extreme yarn hoarder, danger yarn shirt, warning sign knitting, caution yarn shirt, hazard sign shirt, knitting needles and yarn design, ball of yarn shirt, stash shirt, yarn stash humor, SABLE shirt, do not ask about progress, WIP shirt, UFO shirt, second sock syndrome, startitis, yellow black warning shirt, road sign yarn, crafter warning shirt, funny knitter gift, gift for knitter, knitting lover present, gift for crocheter, yarn lover gift, present for yarn addict, that danger yarn shirt, the warning sign knitting one, yellow knitting shirt I saw, danger extreme yarn hoarder shirt, hoarder shirt, yarn addict, wool hoarder, needles and wool graphic, caution knitting in progress, dont ask about progress shirt, the yarn hoarder one, funny fibre arts shirt, fiber arts humor tee, sarcastic knitting shirt, knitting joke shirt, yarn hording, yarn horder, yarn hordr, extreme yarn horder, danger yarn hordr, warning yarn tee, safety sign yarn, hazard stripe yarn shirt, knitting caution sign, crochet warning shirt, knitter danger sign\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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