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Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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