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It is a love letter to hookers who refuse to sit through a single meeting, appointment, or family gathering without a project in their lap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"Please Don't Make Me Attend Things Without My Crochet\" wrapped around an adorable black cat guarding a basket of yarn and a granny square in progress.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecrochet, cat, black cat, cat and yarn, funny crochet shirt, funny crochet t shirt, crochet cat shirt, crochet lover gift, gift for crocheter, crochet gift, yarn basket, granny square, crochet hook, cute cat crochet, funny yarn shirt, crocheting shirt, don't make me attend things, attend things without my crochet, please don't make me, crochet everywhere, take my crochet everywhere, introvert crochet shirt, antisocial crochet, cat with yarn shirt, kitten yarn, that cat crochet shirt, the cat and yarn one, black cat yarn basket, funny cat fibre arts, crochet addict shirt, WIP shirt, crochet project everywhere, granny square blanket, crochet obsession, present for crocheter, hooker gift, cute crochet cat tee, cat lover crochet gift, crochet meme shirt, crochet slogan shirt, croshay, crotchet, crotchet shirt, croshet, chrochet, crochet t-shirt, attend things crochet, dont make me attend things without my crochet, cat crochet basket, colorful yarn shirt, funny knitter crochet gift, the black cat one, cat peeking yarn basket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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