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The purple palette ties the whole thing together, making it feel like this trash panda raided your yarn basket and settled in for a hooky marathon instead of a snack raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"TOO BAD CROCHETING DOESN'T BURN MORE CALORIES\" arched above and below a raccoon happily crocheting a granny square surrounded by balls of purple yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this design by searching for funny crochet shirt, raccoon crochet tee, granny square t-shirt, crocheting doesn't burn calories, crochet humour gift, trash panda yarn shirt, gift for crocheter, hooker crochet joke tee, cute raccoon fibre arts apparel, and purple yarn crochet gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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