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This one speaks directly to the crafter who orders three skeins at 11pm after one glass of wine and calls it self care.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ALCOHOL I'M A CRAFTER AND I'LL DRUNK BUY SUPPLIES I DON'T NEED\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might look for this with terms like funny crafter shirt, drunk buy craft supplies tee, yarn hoarder gift, crafting humour t-shirt, knitter wine shirt, crochet lover gift, stash enabler tee, please don't give me alcohol shirt, SABLE joke apparel, and funny gift for a crafty friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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