{"product_id":"count-calories-long-sleeve-tee","title":"Count Calories Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheeky typographic design that turns the classic tally-mark counting system into a knitting joke. Across the centre sit seven neat clusters of tally marks in crisp white, each group of five slashed through in that satisfying gate-count way we all know from tracking rows and rounds. The top line reads in a warm cream serif-tinged font, with the punchline landing beneath in a bolder, chunkier hand. It is minimalist, clean, and instantly readable across a room, the sort of thing that gets a knowing nod at your local yarn shop or fibre festival. The cream and white palette pops beautifully against the black tee, keeping the whole thing understated but confident. Perfect for anyone whose idea of calorie management is a good long stint on the sofa with their WIP and a row counter clicking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"I DON'T COUNT CALORIES I COUNT STITCHES\" with rows of tally marks in between to drive the point home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eknitting shirt, crochet shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet tee, count stitches shirt, i count stitches, dont count calories, count calories shirt, tally mark shirt, stitch counting shirt, row counter shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn lover gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, knitter present, crochet lover present, funny fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, knitting humour, crochet humour, knitting pun shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, minimalist knitting shirt, black knitting tee, the stitches one, the calories shirt, that knitting shirt I saw, tally marks knitting, counting stitches not calories, dont count calories i count stitches, calorie knitting joke, funny craft shirt, knitting slogan shirt, yarn addict shirt, knit gift, crochet gift, granny square shirt, wip shirt, knitting mum gift, spinner gift, funny grandma knitting shirt, count stiches, count stichs shirt, dont count calory, counting stitches shirt, i dont count calories shirt, stitch counter joke, knitters humor tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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