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Perfect for anyone whose idea of calorie management is a good long stint on the sofa with their WIP and a row counter clicking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"I DON'T COUNT CALORIES I COUNT STITCHES\" with rows of tally marks in between to drive the point home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eknitting shirt, crochet shirt, funny knitting t shirt, funny crochet tee, count stitches shirt, i count stitches, dont count calories, count calories shirt, tally mark shirt, stitch counting shirt, row counter shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn lover gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, knitter present, crochet lover present, funny fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, knitting humour, crochet humour, knitting pun shirt, sarcastic knitting shirt, minimalist knitting shirt, black knitting tee, the stitches one, the calories shirt, that knitting shirt I saw, tally marks knitting, counting stitches not calories, dont count calories i count stitches, calorie knitting joke, funny craft shirt, knitting slogan shirt, yarn addict shirt, knit gift, crochet gift, granny square shirt, wip shirt, knitting mum gift, spinner gift, funny grandma knitting shirt, count stiches, count stichs shirt, dont count calory, counting stitches shirt, i dont count calories shirt, stitch counter joke, knitters humor tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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