{"product_id":"complaints-department-v-neck-t-shirt","title":"Complaints Department V-Neck T-Shirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously grumpy tabby cat sits enthroned atop a mountain of squishy yarn cakes and skeins in a moody heathered palette of dusty rose, sage green, mauve, and oatmeal. Arms crossed, brow furrowed, a little red bandana knotted at the neck, this feline is the very picture of stash-guarding indignation. A tiny wooden DO NOT TOUCH sign is propped against the pile, driving home that this yarn is emphatically off limits, no matter what anyone thinks about how much of it remains unknitted. The cream lettering arcs above and below the illustration in a clean, confident type, and the whole thing sits crisply on a black tee. It is a perfect send-up of every crafter who has ever been questioned about the size of their stash, complete with a mascot who has clearly heard one too many comments about SABLE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"FOR COMMENTS ABOUT UNUSED YARN PLEASE CONTACT THE COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT\" wrapped around a grumpy bandana-wearing cat perched on a heap of yarn beside a small DO NOT TOUCH sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egrumpy cat, angry cat, cat with yarn, cat sitting on yarn pile, cat and wool, funny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, yarn stash humor, stash shaming, unused yarn joke, do not touch my yarn, complaints department shirt, knitting humor, crochet humor, sarcastic knitter shirt, sassy crocheter tee, cat lover knitter, funny cat knitting, tabby cat yarn, cat with bandana, SABLE stash yarn joke, stash acquisition beyond life expectancy, yarn hoarder shirt, too much yarn, yarn addict gift, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, present for yarn lover, funny gift for knitter, knitting cat gift, crochet cat gift, wool lover shirt, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts tee, the cat one, the grumpy cat yarn shirt, that yarn complaints shirt, complaints department, unused yarn, contact the complaints department, cat on yarn pile shirt I saw, do not touch sign cat, grumpy cat wool shirt, funny yarn tshirt, complaints department yarn, complaints dept knitting, yarn complaints, angry cat yarn stash, cat guarding yarn, Complaints Department design, Complaints Department shirt, complaint department, complants department, complaits department, unusd yarn, funny knitter cat, crochet lover present, spinner gift, knitting gift for her, cat and yarn gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. 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