{"product_id":"begone-mortal-hoodie","title":"Begone Mortal Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA magnificently detailed, pen-and-ink style dragon curls protectively around a single pink ball of yarn, a loose strand trailing from its hoard like treasure that must not be touched. Every scale, spine, and wing membrane is rendered with intricate cross-hatching in pale greyscale, giving it a classic fantasy woodcut feel. The dragon's narrowed eyes and lowered head read as pure possessive menace, one clawed foot resting over the yarn ball as if guarding gold. Beneath it, in an ornate medieval serif, the slogan delivers the punchline. The whole thing nails the overlap between fantasy nerd and stash-hoarding fibre artist, because every knitter and crocheter knows the fierce, draconic urge to protect their precious skeins from grabby hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design reads: \"THIS YARN IS MINE. 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