{"product_id":"back-away-sweatshirt","title":"Back Away Sweatshirt","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously unhinged goose takes centre stage here, wings spread wide and beak open mid-honk, looking every bit the self-appointed guardian of the stash. Rendered in soft greys with warm tan feet and bill, the illustration has a storybook quality that clashes perfectly with the goose's clearly menacing intentions. Curved tan lettering arcs over the top like a warning label, with a punchline sitting calmly beneath the bird. Shown on a heathered black tee, the whole thing reads as part cottagecore, part chaotic gremlin energy. It is a love letter to every crafter whose yarn is absolutely NOT up for discussion, delivered with the deranged confidence that only an angry goose can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"Back away from the yarn\" arched above the goose, with \"I will not be explaining myself. I will be honking.\" printed below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egoose, angry goose, honking goose, silly goose, goose with wings spread, menacing goose, goose shirt, yarn goose, goose and yarn, funny goose shirt, back away from the yarn, back away, do not touch my yarn, dont touch my yarn, hands off my yarn, protect the stash, yarn stash, SABLE, i will not be explaining myself, i will be honking, honking, honk, funny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitting humor, crochet humor, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, meme shirt, goose meme, feral goose, unhinged goose, chaotic goose, cottagecore goose, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, gift for yarn lover, present for knitter, funny gift for crafter, yarn hoarder shirt, stash protector, the goose one, that goose shirt, angry bird yarn shirt, goose honking shirt, knitter gift funny, crochet lover gift, that funny goose yarn shirt i saw, the honking goose one, back away yarn, back-away, backaway, goose yarn tshirt, menacing bird shirt, protective goose, dont come near my yarn, knitting goose, crochet goose, spinning gift, yarn humour, funny animal yarn shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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