{"product_id":"back-away-hoodie","title":"Back Away Hoodie","description":"\u003c!--seo-auto--\u003e\u003cp\u003eA gloriously unhinged goose takes centre stage here, wings spread wide and beak open mid-honk, looking every bit the self-appointed guardian of the stash. Rendered in soft greys with warm tan feet and bill, the illustration has a storybook quality that clashes perfectly with the goose's clearly menacing intentions. Curved tan lettering arcs over the top like a warning label, with a punchline sitting calmly beneath the bird. Shown on a heathered black tee, the whole thing reads as part cottagecore, part chaotic gremlin energy. It is a love letter to every crafter whose yarn is absolutely NOT up for discussion, delivered with the deranged confidence that only an angry goose can muster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"Back away from the yarn\" arched above the goose, with \"I will not be explaining myself. I will be honking.\" printed below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003egoose, angry goose, honking goose, silly goose, goose with wings spread, menacing goose, goose shirt, yarn goose, goose and yarn, funny goose shirt, back away from the yarn, back away, do not touch my yarn, dont touch my yarn, hands off my yarn, protect the stash, yarn stash, SABLE, i will not be explaining myself, i will be honking, honking, honk, funny knitting shirt, funny crochet shirt, funny yarn shirt, knitting humor, crochet humor, fibre arts shirt, fiber arts shirt, meme shirt, goose meme, feral goose, unhinged goose, chaotic goose, cottagecore goose, gift for knitter, gift for crocheter, gift for yarn lover, present for knitter, funny gift for crafter, yarn hoarder shirt, stash protector, the goose one, that goose shirt, angry bird yarn shirt, goose honking shirt, knitter gift funny, crochet lover gift, that funny goose yarn shirt i saw, the honking goose one, back away yarn, back-away, backaway, goose yarn tshirt, menacing bird shirt, protective goose, dont come near my yarn, knitting goose, crochet goose, spinning gift, yarn humour, funny animal yarn shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYarn-Themed Hoodies for Knitters, Crocheters \u0026amp; Fiber Artists | Rhapsodye Yarns\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStay cozy while you stitch with our ultra-soft, yarn-lover-approved hoodies! Whether you're knitting, crocheting, spinning, or just lovingly staring at your stash, these hoodies are made for makers who wear their craft with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧶 Designed for fiber artists featuring witty, colorful prints inspired by skeins, hooks, needles, and stitchy humor\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Warm and snuggly fleece interior, perfect for chilly WIP sessions and late-night crafting\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Printed sustainably with eco-conscious, printed to order in the UK, US \u0026amp; Canada\u003cbr\u003e💝 The perfect gift for knitters, crocheters, and yarn-obsessed friends\u003cbr\u003e📏 Unisex sizing (S–5XL) for an inclusive, relaxed fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom yarn festivals to couch crafternoons, our hoodies are a must-have layer for every fiber enthusiast. Because nothing pairs better with a cup of tea and a pile of WIPs than a hoodie that gets your yarny soul. 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