{"product_id":"avoid-responsibilities-t-shirt","title":"Avoid Responsibilities T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔎 Fabric Content\u003cbr\u003eMaroon, Purple \u0026amp; White: 100% Airlume combed cotton\u003cbr\u003eOther colors: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eFull Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is a hugely charming and witty graphic t-shirt printed on a black unisex tee. The central illustration features an adorable, chubby cartoon frog character — instantly recognisable as part of the wildly popular \"cottagecore frog\" aesthetic — wearing small round glasses and a little brown beret, sitting contentedly atop a large colourful pile of yarn balls in a rich array of colours including yellow, orange, red, pink, teal, blue, and green. The frog has a blissfully smug, self-satisfied expression, eyes half-closed in contentment, as it crochets a beautiful mandala-style granny square in blue and white tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIn front of the frog sits a completed purple and cream granny square, and attached to it is a tiny gift tag that reads \u003cstrong\u003e\"Handmade with Procrastination\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — a wonderfully clever secondary detail that adds an extra layer of humour and will delight anyone who spots it. The illustration style is soft, rounded, and kawaii-adjacent, with rich colouring and fine detail work that gives it a premium, highly appealing finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe typography arches boldly over the illustration at the top in chunky white varsity-style lettering, and the punchline is delivered in large, confident white block text below. The word \"CROCHETING\" curves in an arc over the frog, framing it perfectly, while the lower text delivers the self-aware, procrastination-themed punchline in full.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe overall tone is deeply relatable, self-deprecating, and funny — perfectly targeted at crocheters who use their craft as a delightful form of productive procrastination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eText in the Image\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"CROCHETING TO AVOID ALL MY RESPONSIBILITIES\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ml-2 border-l-4 border-border-300\/10 pl-4 text-text-300\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Secondary tag text):\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\"Handmade with Procrastination\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eThemes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCrochet humour, procrastination culture, cottagecore frog aesthetic, granny square crafting, self-deprecating funny apparel, kawaii frog art, gift for crocheters, avoidance \u0026amp; adulting humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e10 Likely Search Terms\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 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