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The vintage weathered texture and swirling organic linework give it that authentic occult-poster feel, while the message leaves no room for negotiation about who touches whose stash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads: \"TOUCH MY YARN AND THERE WILL BE A RECKONING\", arranged across the top arch and the banner at the bottom of the tarot card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShoppers might find this with searches like touch my yarn shirt, yarn witch t-shirt, tarot card knitting design, crochet witch apparel, don't touch my yarn, fibre arts witchy gift, Art Nouveau knitting shirt, yarn stash protection tee, spooky crochet gift, and witchy knitter present.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCozy up in our yarn-lover's sweatshirt! Soft, sturdy, and pun-ready. Perfect for knitters, crocheters \u0026amp; crafters who stitch in style. Great gift idea!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e🧶 Product Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're stitching one more row or bingeing your favorite fiber podcast, this cozy sweatshirt is here for it. With a classic fit and buttery-soft feel, it's a yarn-lover's dream for chilly days, messy buns, and maximum WIP-ing power. 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